From: snapshot@sd.cybernex.net
 Subject: Joke 

 		A missionary gets sent into the deepest darkest Africa and goes
 to live with a tribe there.  He spends years with the people, teaching them to
 read, write, and the good Christian ways of the white man.

 One thing that he particularly stresses is the evil of sexual sin. Thou must
 not commit adultery or fornication!!!

             One day, the wife of one of the tribe's noblemen gave birth to a
 white child.  The village is shocked, and the chief is then sent by his people
 to talk with the missionary.  "You have taught us of the evils of sexual sin,
 yet here a black women gives birth to a white child.  You are the only white
 man that has ever set foot in our village.  I know what you've done!"

             The missionary replies: "Oh, no, my good man - you are mistaken.
 What you have here is a natural occurrence, called an albino.  LOOK TO THY
 YONDER FIELD!  You see a field of white sheep, yet amongst them is one black
 sheep.  Nature does this on occasion."

             The chief pauses a moment, and then says, "Tell you what - you
 don't say anything about the sheep, I won't say anything about the kid."


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From chumpyd@juno.com Fri 
Date: Fri, 10 Oct 1997 02:15:33 -0500
Subject: OOOOOOWWWWWWW


	3 men take a walk in the forest and get lost. They come across 
a tribe of Cannibals. The Cannibals strike a deal with the men. If each 
of them go out and find 10 pieces of the same fruit, the Cannibals 
might not eat them. The 1st guy comes back with 10 apples. The 
Cannibals say if you can stick all 10 apples up your butt without 
making a noise or changing your facial expressions, we won't eat 
you. The guy stiicks the 1st apple up his but and screeches in pain. 
The Cannibals then eat him.

	The 2nd guy comes back with 10 cherries. The 1st cherry goes 
in no problem, then the 2nd, 3rd , all the way up to eight. When he 
sticks the 9th cherry up his butt he starts cracking up laughing. So 
he gets eaten too. 

	Up in heaven the 1st guy meets the 2nd guy and asks him what 
the hell happened, he was only 2 cherries away from surviving. The 
2nd guy  replies that when he was sticking the 9th cherry up his butt 
he saw the 3rd guy coming back with Watermelons.