Joke: Cybersex

   An anonymous girl lets call her jen, is a junior in college attending
school in Colorado, like all college students, she is wrapped up in the
partying and the wildness college life has to offer.  Jen being the 
computer science major that she is does however have a lot of work to do
on her computer so when she's not out having a good time, she's working
her but off desining computer programs and installing software.
   One day, soon after she had broken up with her boyfriend, she was home
alone on a friday night for the first time in the three years they
had been dating. she was sad alone and depressed, so she decided to make a
new homepage.  she was playing on the net when she decided to get onto a
chat line, being the wild psycho she is she decided to get onto a sex 
line.  So jen got onto a sex chat line and started playing around on it.
over the line, she met a guy who identified himself as jeremy, she started
playing with him, she gave a false name, saying her name was "katie" and
started getting into detail about what she would like to do to him with
her tongue. he responded by telling her to picture being naked while his
hands ran over every square inch of her body.  soon they were having
cybersex. this went on for awhile, and then she got off the line agreeing
to meet him back on the line the following night.
   Saturday night rolls around, and Jen is on the line with jeremy again,
they become even closer this night, so they continue like this for a week.
at the end of the week, they started talking about other things, and got
into very intimate issues and feelings.  they became close, exchanging
their lives, jen didn't tell jeremy she was in college, because she was
afraid of sounding like an immature college girl.  she felt guilty, but
after a few weeks, she really liked this guy.  This went on the two of
them like this for months, and months turned into a year.  bye the end of
the year they had exchanged the most intimate thoughts, and yet had never
even spoken on the phone.  they were afraid of ruining the mystery.  they
had done everything sexually possible over the net, they were affectionate
as well, waiting for the day that they could some day be together.  they
finally decided they had had enough.  they wanted to meet each other, they
were in love and they had to meet.  they didn't care about age or looks or
anything but each other.  jeremy told jen he thought she could be his next
wife.  jen was weary at first but decided she didn't care how old he was
or how ugly she loved him, he was the only one she could feel comfortable
with.
   so...they planned a trip to meet in vale, colorado.  they were going to
spend the weekend together and finally meet.  jen didn't want the hassle
of having to find him, so she said, why don't you just get the room and 
we'll meet in the room that way there will be no mistake.  jeremy agreed.
   jen showed up at the resort first, and checked into the room telling
the desk lady to hold the key for the next party, so she went into the
room. she wanted things to be special so she lit some candles, put on some 
music. she stripped naked and climbed into the bed under the covers,
deciding to surprise jeremy when he got there.  the time soon came the
lights were out, the mood was right, and she heard a key in the door, she
heard someone walk in and around the corner, and she whispered, "jeremy",
jeremy said, "katie?" (this was the false name she had given him.) yes she
said, so he fumbled for the light, and turned it on to see jen on the bed
naked before him.  then next thing heard around the world were two blood
curling screams.  jen covered herself up, and with her most humiliating
voice said, "dad?"  and jeremy said, "JEN!!!"