From: Nancy Griswold 
 Date: Wednesday, April 30, 1997 11:07 AM


 	A mother, accompanied by her small daughter, were in New York City. 
The mother was trying to hail a cab, when her daughter noticed several 
wildly dressed women who were loitering on a nearby street corner. 
The mother finally hailed her cab and they both climbed in, at which point 
the daughter asks her mother, "Mummie, what are all those ladies waiting 
for by that corner?", to which the mother replies, "Those ladies are waiting 
for their husbands to come home from work."
	The cabbie, upon hearing this exchange, turns to the mother and says,
"Ahhhhhhh, C'mon lady!!!!  Tell your daughter the truth!!!! For crying out loud. 
They're hookers!"
	A brief period of silence follows, and the daughter then asks, "Mummie, 
do the ladies have any children?"
 	 The mother replies, "Of course dear. Where do you think cabbies come from?"

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  Credit:  Michelle LaPierre  ; forwarded
            by Stephen P. McIntyre 
  Subject:  Cabbies

  Sweet Revenge

   A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble.  He
   lost the shirt off his back, and had nothing left but a quarter and the
   second half of his round trip ticket -- If he could just get to the
   airport he could get himself home. So he went out to the front of the 
   casino where there was a cab waiting. He got in and explained his 
   situation to the cabbie. He promised to send the driver money from home, 
   he offered him his credit card numbers, his drivers license number, his 
   address, etc.  but to no avail. The cabbie said adopt appropriate dialect),
   "If you don't have fifteen dollars, get the hell out of my cab!" So the
   businessman was forced to hitch-hike to the airport and was barely in time 
   to catch his flight.
   
   One year later the businessman, having worked long and hard to regain
   his financial success, returned to Vegas and this time he won big. Feeling
   pretty good about himself, he went out to the front of the casino to get a 
   cab ride back to the airport.. Well who should he see out there, at the end 
   of a long line of cabs, but his old buddy who had refused to give him a 
   ride when he was down on his luck.
   
   The businessman thought for a moment about how he could make the guy pay 
   for his lack of charity, and he hit on a plan.  The businessman got in the 
   first cab in the line, "How much for a ride to the airport," he asked? 

   "Fifteen bucks," came the reply. "And how much for you to give me a blowjob 
   on the way?" 

   "What?! Get the hell out of my cab." 

   The  businessman got into the back of each cab in the long line and asked 
   the same questions, with the same result.  When he got to his old friend at
   the back of the line, he got in and asked "How much for a ride to the 
   airport?" The cabbie replied "fifteen bucks." The businessman said "ok" and 
   off they went. Then, as they drove slowly past the long line of cabs the 
   businessman gave a big smile and thumbs up sign to each driver.