Date: Sat, 17 Aug 1996 21:34:03 MST
Subject: Jokes R Us!!

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  One liner:  You people are so apathetic.  Then again, who cares?

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  Credit: "sherri (s.) houston" 

   A Programmer and an Engineer were sitting next to each other on an
   airplane.  The Programmer leans over to the Engineer and asks if he
   wants to play a fun game.  The Engineer just wants to sleep so he
   politely declines, turns away and tries to sleep.  The Programmer
   persists and explains that it's a real easy game.  He explains,"I ask a
   question and if you don't know the answer you pay me $5.  Then you ask
   a question and if I don't know the answer I'll pay you $5." Again the
   Engineer politely declines and tries to sleep.
   
   The Programmer, now somewhat agitated, says, "O.K., if you don't know
   the answer you pay me $5 and if I don't know the answer I pay you $50!"
   Now, that got the Engineer's attention, so he agrees to the game. The
   Programmer asks the first question, "What's the distance from the earth
   to the moon?" Then Engineer doesn't say a word and just hands the
   Programmer $5.
   
   Now, its the Engineer's turn. He asks the Programmer,"What goes up a
   hill with three legs and comes down on four?" The Programmer looks at
   him with a puzzled look, takes out his laptop computer, looks through
   all his references and after about an hour wakes the Engineer and hands
   the Engineer $50. The Engineer politely takes the $50 turns away and
   tries to return to sleep.
   
   The Programmer, a little miffed, asks, "Well what's the answer to the
   question?" Without a word, the Engineer reaches into his wallet, hands
   $5 to the Programmer, turns away and returns to sleep.

   HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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   The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?"
   The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?"
   The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?"
   The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"
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