Credit: "cheley@vci.com"  16-Jul-97

 She/He Definitions


 1. Wants & needs (wontz and nedz) n.
        female:   The delicate balance of emotional, physical and
                   psychological longing one seeks to have fulfilled in a
                   relationship.
        male:      Food, sex and beer.
   ~~<@~~
 2.  Communication (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
        female:  The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's
partner.
        male:    Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off for
                 a weekend with the guys.
  ~~<@~~
 3.  Butt (but) n.
         female:  The body part that every item of clothing
                  manufactured makes "look bigger."
         male:    The organ of mooning (and farting).
  ~~<@~~
 4. Commitment (ko-mit-ment) n.
         female:  A desire to get married and raise a family.
         male:    Not trying to pick up other women while out with
                  one's girlfriend.
    ~~<@~~
 5. Entertainment (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
          female: A good movie, concert, play or book.
           male:  Anything with one ball, two folds, or three stooges.
     ~~<@~~
 6. Flatulence (flach-u-lens) n.
            female: An embarrassing byproduct of digestion.
            male:   An endless source of entertainment, self-expression
                    and male bonding.
       ~<@~~
 7. Glass ceiling (glas see-ling) n.
            female: The invisible barrier that stops women from rising
                    to the upper levels in business.
             male:  What would really be great at work since that hot
                    babe took over the office one flight up.
    ~~<@~~
 8. Lesbian (lez-bi-an) n.
             female: A woman who makes love to other women.
             male:   A woman who has sex with other women so men can
                     watch and get really turned on.
  ~~<@~~
 9. Making love (may-king luv) n.
             female: The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can
                     achieve.
             male:   What men have to call "boinking" to get women to
                     boink.
  ~~<@~~
 10. Remote control (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
             female: A device for changing from one TV channel to
                     another.
             male:   A device for scanning through all 75 channels
                     every 2 1/2 minutes.
  ~~<@~~
 11. Taste (tayst) v.
              female: Something you do frequently to whatever you're
                      cooking, to make sure it's good.
               male:  Something you must do to anything you think has
                      gone bad, prior to tossing it out.
     ~~<@~~
 12. Thingy (thing-ee) n.
              female: Any part under a car's hood.
              male:   The strap-fastener on a woman's bra.
     ~~<@~~
 13. Vulnerable (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
               female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to
                       another.
               male:   Playing ball without a cup.

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