ALABAMA:  Literacy Ain't Everything
   

ALASKA:  Our Beaches Pretreated with Tanning Oil
   

ARIZONA:  Eat More Barbeque Iguana
   

ARKANSAS:  At Least We're not Oklahoma
   

CALIFORNIA:  Se Habla Ingles
   

COLORADO:  Come Visit our Mountaintop Airplane Museum
   

CONNECTICUT:  New York City's OTHER Suburb
   

DELAWARE:  Our License Plates End Up on Virginia Cars
   

*DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA*:  Da Bitch Set Me Up
   

FLORIDA:  The Gunshine State
   

GEORGIA:  Welcome to Georgia - Now Git!
   

HAWAII:  Kammoniwannalayya
   

IDAHO:  Famous Potatoes ... and Neo-Nazis
   

ILLINOIS:  Gateway to Iowa
   

INDIANA:  Home of Dan Quayle
   

IOWA:  Home of Rosanne Barr and Other Famous Cows
   

KANSAS:  Don't Blame Us, We Voted For Dole
   

KENTUCKY:  Tobacco is a Vegetable
   

LOUISIANA:  We Have the Best Food - and Our People Show It
   

MAINE:  For Sale
   

MARYLAND:  We're Better Than Virginia, Damn It!
   

MASSACHUSETTS:  Big Taxes are Better
   

MICHIGAN:  Home of the Militiagans
   

MINNESOTA:  Land of 7,000 lakes and 3,000 man-made ponds
   

MISSISSIPPI:  Mud is Good For You
   

MISSOURI:  Home of the Artist Formerly Known as Prince
   

MONTANA:  Land of the Big Sky, and Very Little Else
   

NEBRASKA:  Come See Our Mountains
   

NEW HAMPSHIRE:  Live Free or Live in Massachusetts
   

NEW JERSEY:  The Garbage State
   

NEVADA:  Come Visit Los Wages
   

NEW MEXICO:  Lizards Make Excellent Pets
   

NEW YORK:  You Have the Right to Remain Silent, You Have the Right to
 an Attorney
   

NORTH CAROLINA:  Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
   

NORTH DAKOTA:  Canada Thinks We're Cool
   

OHIO:  Don't Judge us by Cleveland
   

OKLAHOMA:  Famous Fireworks
   

OREGON:  Jerry Garcia was here!
   

PENNSYLVANIA:  Cook with Coal
   

RHODE ISLAND:  Maybe We're Small, But We're Not For Sale
   

SOUTH CAROLINA:  Our Hurricanes are Bigger
   

SOUTH DAKOTA:  Closer than North Dakota
   

TENNESSEE:  The Educashun State
   

TEXAS:  Don't Mess with Texas -- We're Armed
   

UTAH:  Our Jesus is Better Than Your Jesus
   

VERMONT:  Stop Confusing us With New Hampshire
   

VIRGINIA:  We're Better Than Maryland, Damn It!
   

WASHINGTON:  Keep Washington Green, Grow Hemp
   

WEST VIRGINIA:  Our Family Trees Don't Fork
   

WISCONSIN:  World Famous Home of Protective Headgear
   

WYOMING:  Flat Is Where It's At


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