the Star Wars
Characters Would Kick Butt in the
Star Trek Universe 


10) In the Star Wars universe, weapons rarely, if ever, are
set on "stun". 

9) The Enterprise needs a huge engine room with an
anti-matter unit and a crew of twenty just to go into warp--
the Millenium Falcon does the same thing with R2-D2 and
a Wookie. 

8) After resisting the Imperial torture droid and Darth
Vader, Princess Leia still looked fresh and desirable--
after pithy Cardassian starvation torture, Picard looked
like hell. 

7) Jabba the Hutt would eat Harry Mudd for trying to cut
in on his action. 

6) Luke Skywalker is not obsessed with sleeping with
every alien he encounters. 

5) One word: lightsabers. 

4) The Federation would have to attempt to liberate any
ship named Slave I. 

3) The Death Star doesn't care if a world is class "M" or
not. 

2) Darth Vader could choke the entire Borg empire with
one glance. 

1) Picard pilots the Enterprise through an asteroid belt at
one-quarter impulse power. Han Solo floors it.