> The Best of the Worst Country Western Song Titles:
>
>  1) Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of Life
>  2) Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In The Bed
>  3) Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye
>  4) Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure
>  5) How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
>  6) How Can You Believe Me When I Say I Love You When You Know I've Been
> A
>     Liar All My Life?
>  8) I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life
> 10) I Fell In A Pile Of You And Got Love All Over Me
> 11) I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart.
> 12) I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You
> 14) I Would Have Wrote You A Letter, But I Couldn't Spell Yuck!
> 17) I'm Just A Bug On The Windshield Of Life
> 18) I'm The Only Hell Mama Ever Raised
> 19) I've Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart
> 20) I've Got The Hungries For Your Love And I'm Waiting In Your
>      Welfare Line
> 21) If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
> 22) If Love Were Oil, I'd Be A Quart Low
> 23) If My Nose Were Full of Nickels, I'd Blow It All On You
> 24) If You Don't Leave Me Alone, I'll Go And Find Someone Else Who
>     Will?
> 25) If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too?
> 26) Mama Get The Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)
> 27) My Every Day Silver Is Plastic
> 29) My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John Was
>     Breaking My Heart
> 30) My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him
> 31) Oh, I've Got Hair Oil On My Ears And My Glasses Are Slipping
>     Down, But Baby I Can See Through You
> 33) She Got The Gold Mine And I Got The Shaft
> 34) She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger
> 35) She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart
> 37) Thank God And Greyhound She's Gone
> 39) Velcro Arms, Teflon Heart
> 40) When You Leave Walk Out Backwards, So I'll Think You're Walking In
> 41) You Can't Have Your Kate And Edith Too
> 42) You Can't Roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd
> 43) You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat
> 44) You Were Only A Splinter As I Slid Down The Bannister Of Life