Date: Thu, 30 Jan 1997 12:17:28 -0500
 From:dbutler@keene.edu (Deborah Butler)
 Subject:Hee Hee Hee
 
     THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS JEWISH:
             1. He went into his father's business
             2. He lived at home until the age of 33
             3. He was sure his mother was a virgin,
               and his mother was sure he was God
 
         THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS Irish:
             1. He never got married.
             2. He never held a steady job
             3. His last request was a drink
 
         THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS PUERTO RICAN:
             1.His first name was Jesus
             2.He was always in trouble with the law
             3.His mother did not know who his father was
 
         THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS ITALIAN:
             1. He talked with his hands
             2. He had wine with every meal
             3. He worked in the building trades
 
         THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS BLACK:
             1. He called everybody brother
             2. He had no permanent address
             3. Nobody would hire him
 
         THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS CALIFORNIAN:
             1. He never cut his hair
             2. He walked around barefoot
             3. He invented a new religion
 
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 A politician awoke in a hospital bed after a complicated operation, and
 found that the curtains were drawn around him. "Why are the curtains
 closed," he said. "Is it night?"
 
 A nurse replied, "No, it is just that there is a fire across the street,
 and we didn't want you waking up and thinking that the operation was
 unsuccessful."
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 A partner in a law firm is impressed with a new associate's
 work, so he asks the young man, "Where did you learn so much
 about the law?"  "Yale," the associate replies.  "And when
 did you leave Yale?"  he continues amiably.  "Last Yune."