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  Credit:  Brent Chick ; forwarded
            by Koreyan Hoggarth 

   Q:  Why do men pass gas more than women?
   A:  Because women won't shut up long enough to build up pressure.
   
   
   Q:  What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
   A:  A piece of ass that will bring tears to your eyes.
   
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  Credit:  asplund@psc.sc.edu (C. Lee Asplund)
  Subj:	  hell: Exo or Endothermic

   A true story.  A thermodynamics professor had written a take home exam
   for his graduate students.  It had one question:
   
   Is hell exothermic or endothermic?
   Support your answer with a proof.
   
   Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law
   or some variant. One student, however wrote the following:
   
   First, we postulate that if souls exist, then they must have some mass.
   
   If they do, then a mole of souls can also have a mass.  So, at what rate
   are souls moving into hell and at what rate are souls leaving?
   
   I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to hell, it will
   not leave.  Therefore, no souls are leaving.
   
   As for souls entering hell, let's look at the different religions that
   exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are
   not a member of their religion, you will go to hell.
   
   Since there are more than one of these religions and people do not belong
   to more than one religion, we can project that all people and all souls go
   to hell.
   
   With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls
   in hell to increase exponentially.
   
   Now, we look at the rate of change in volume in hell. Boyle's Law states
   that in order for the temperature and pressure in hell to stay the same,
   the ratio of the mass of souls and volume needs to stay constant.
   
   So, if hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls
   enter hell, then the temperature and pressure in hell will increase until
   all hell breaks loose.
   
   Of course, if hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of
   souls in hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until hell
   freezes over.
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   It was not revealed what grade the student got.
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