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  One liner:  Ethernet (n): something used to catch the etherbunny. 

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  Credit:  Shall I say it again, "Twil Doe" strikes again..

             PRAYERS AROUND THE ZODIAC
   
   ARIES  Dear God, please give me patience... and could you
          do it right now?
   
   TAURUS Dear God, help me accept change, but not too quick.
   
   GEMINI Dear God!  Who is God?   Where is God?   Why is God?
   
   CANCER Dear God!!!
   
   LEO    Yes?
   
   VIRGO  Dear God, please make us perfect and don't mess it up
          like You did the last time.
   
   LIBRA  Dear God, please help me to be decisive, but on the
          other hand, what do you think is best?
   
   SCORPIO Our Father, forgive us our debts as we forgive our
           debtors, even though the b*****ds don't deserve it!
   
   SAGITTARIUS Dear Lord, if I've told you once, I've told you a
               million times, help me stop exaggerating.
   
   CAPRICORN Dear God!  I'd like to ask you to help me, but I
             learned a long time ago not to rely on anyone else!
   
   AQUARIUS Dear God, I know I like change, but this chaos is
            ridiculous!!
   
   PISCES Dear Lord, as long as I'm going to drink this fifth of
          Scotch tonight, please use the stimulation for Thy glory.

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   A man went rushing into a church for something he had forgotten, but
   he was stopped cold by a huge sign the janitor had placed in front
   of the floor that he had just washed.  

   It read: PLEASE DON'T WALK ON THE WATER.
   
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   Sure God created man before woman.. but then you always make a rough
   draft before The Final Masterpiece.

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