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  One liner:  Take 2 CH3COOC6H4COOH'S and call me in the morning.

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  Credit:  Dean S Lewis ; forwarded
            by Orlie 
  Subject: a little perversion to Little Red Riding Hood ... hehe ...


   Little Red Riding Hood was rocking through the forest going to Grandma's
   house when she ran into a rabbit. The rabbit said to her, "Where are you
   going Little Red Riding Hood?" "I'm going to Grandma's house," answered
   Little Red Riding Hood. "Oh, you don't want to do that, " responded the
   rabbit. "There is a big bad wolf waiting on you who's going to pull up your
   red dress, pull down your red panties, and screw you to death." "I don't
   care," replied Little Red Riding Hood, "I'm still going to Grandma's
   house."
   
   Little Red Riding Hood goes down the path a little more when she runs into
   a fox. The fox said to her, "Where are you going Little Red Riding Hood?"
   "I'm going to Grandma's house," answered Little Red Riding Hood. "Oh, you
   don't want to do that, " responded the fox. "There is a big bad wolf
   waiting on you who's going to pull up your red dress, pull down your red
   panties, and screw you to death." "I don't care," replied Little Red Riding
   Hood, "I'm still going to Grandma's house."
   
   Little Red Riding Hood finally makes it to Grandma's house. She knocks on
   the door, and the wolf tells her to come on in. He says to her "I'm going
   to pull up your red dress, pull down your red panties, and screw you to
   death." Little Red Riding Hood replies, "Oh no you're not. You'd better eat
   me like the story says."
   
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