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  One liner:  Teamwork is essential, it gives them someone else to shoot at.

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  Credit:  Dean S Lewis ; forward
             by Orlie 
     
   A Week In Hell
  
    One day, a guy dies and finds himself in hell.  As he is wallowing 
    in despair, he has his first meeting with a demon:
  
    Demon:  Why so glum, chum?
    Guy:    What do you think?  I'm in hell.
    Demon:  Hell's not so bad.  We actually have a lot of fun down 
            here.  You a drinkin' man?
    Guy:      Sure, I love to drink.
    Demon:  Well, you're gonna love Mondays then.  On Mondays, that's 
            all we do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, 
            diet Tab... we drink   till we throw up and then we drink some 
            more.   
    Guy:    Gee, that sounds great.
    Demon:  You a smoker?
    Guy:    You better believe it.
    Demon:  All right!  You're gonna love Tuesdays.  We get the finest 
            cigars from around the world and smoke our lungs out.  If you 
            get cancer, it's   okay... you're already dead.
    Guy:    Golly!
    Demon:  I bet you like to gamble.
    Guy:    Yes, as a matter of fact I do.
    Demon:  Good, because Wednesday is gambling day.  Craps, blackjack, 
            horse races, you name it. We even opened up a pai gow 
            poker table.   
    Guy:    Gosh, I never played pai gow before... 
    Demon:  Well now you can.  You like to do drugs? 
    Guy:    Yes, I love to do drugs. You don't mean...
    Demon:  That's right!  Thursday is drug day.  Help yourself to a 
            great big bowl of crack.  Smoke a doobie the size of a 
            submarine.  You can do all the drugs you want, and if you 
            overdose, it's okay... you're already dead.
    Guy:    Neat!  I never realized that hell was such a swingin' 
            place!
    Demon:  You gay?
    Guy:    Uh, no.
    Demon:  Oooh (grimaces), you're gonna hate Fridays.   

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