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  One liner:  I'm a paranoid schizophrenic!  I'm after me!

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  Credit:  littled@mail.wsu.edu (Dawn Little); forward by 
            anonymous (I.S)
  Subject: Heaven/Hell (humor)

  
  It turns out that Heaven isn't above Hell, but rather, Heaven and Hell
  share the same plane and are separated only by a long wooden fence.
  
  One day, the Devil decides to throw this huge bash.  Lots of bands
  perform with some of the biggest names, and the Damned start having a
  heck of a party.  Toward the end of festivities, a  big fireball fight
  breaks out and, sure enough, one lands on the  fence and burns it
  down.
  
  God complains to the Devil and insists that the Devil rebuild the
  fence.  The Devil says, "Sure, no problem.  I've got all the union
  leaders over here as well as most of the building contractors."
  
  So, the fence is rebuilt but it's three feet to one side so that Hell
  has taken over three feet of Heaven.  God is upset.  "If you don't
  move that fence back," says God, "I'm gonna sue you."
  
  "Yeah, right," says the Devil.  "Where are you gonna get a lawyer?"

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