Subject: T shirts of summer

"Best T-Shirts of the Summer"

(around a picture of dandelions) 
I Fought the Lawn and the Lawn Won.

So Few Men, So Few Who Can Afford Me.

I Suffer Occasional Delusions of Adequacy.

God Made Us Sisters, Prozac Made Us Friends.

If They Don't Have Chocolate In Heaven, I Ain't Going.

At My Age, I've Seen It All, Done It All,
Heard It All...I Just Can't Remember It All.

My Mother Is A Travel Agent For Guilt Trips.

I Just Do What The Voices Inside My Head Tell Me To Do.

(Worn by a pregnant woman) 
A Man Did This To Me, Oprah.

If It's Called Tourist Season, Why Can't We Hunt Them?

Senior Citizen: Give Me My Damn Discount.

Princess, Having Had Sufficient
Experience With Princes, Seeks Frog.

No, It Didn't Hurt (on a "well-tattooed
gentleman").

(on the back of a passing motorcyclist)
If You Can Read This, My Wife Fell Off.

I Used To Be Schizophrenic, But We're OK Now.

(Over the outline of the state of Minnesota)
My Governor Can Beat Up Your Governor.

Veni, Vedi, Visa: I came. I Saw. I Did a
Little Shopping.

What If The Hokey Pokey Is Really What
It's All About.

I Didn't Climb to the Top of the Food
Chain to Be a Vegetarian

(on the Front) Yale Is Just One Big Party
(on the back) With a $25,000 Cover Charge.

Coffee, Chocolate, Men... Some Things
Are Just Better Rich.

Liberal Arts Major... Will Think For Money.

Growing Old is Inevitable; Growing Up is Optional

IRS--Be Audit You Can Be.

Gravity...It's Not Just a Good Idea. It's the Law.

If You Want Breakfast In Bed, Sleep In the Kitchen.

Wanted: Meaningful Overnight Relationship.

The Old Pro...Often Wrong...Never In Doubt.

If At First You Don't Succeed, Skydiving
Isn't For You.

Old Age Comes at a Bad Time.

In America, Anyone Can Be President.
That's One of the Risks You Take.

First Things First, but Not Necessarily in That Order.