Rarely Seen Emoticons

:-)  -:      Smilie with an erection

:-) 8  -     Female.

:-| 8( )-    Pregnant Female.

:-(   :-     Impotent (Or let down).

:-)   -8     Blue balls.

;-)  o===8   Braggart.

:-\  8o      After a cold shower.

;-)   ===8   Circumcised.

8-O  --*     Just before doubling over with pain.

:-)  -^-:    In need of some corrective surgery.

:-)  :-...   Taking a leak.

:-}  -oo-:   Taking matters into hand.

:-{  -__-:   After slamming the toilet seat.

:-o  ^^:   After zipping up fly too fast.