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  One Liner:   Anything that can go wr...+\#&\% Bus Error -- Core Dumped

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**Some may find the content of this joke offensive**

  Credit: Allan Tam ; forwarded
           by dhein@planet.eon.net

  
   A fly is hovering about twelve inches above the surface of a lake.  A
   trout sees the fly and says to himself, "If that fly would drop just
   six inches, I can jump out of the water, snatch him up, and have
   myself a nice lunch."
   
   A bear is crouched near a tree on the edge of the lake.  He sees the
   fly and the trout and says to himself, "If that fly would drop just
   six inches, the trout will jump out of the water, and I can dash in
   and grab him and have myself a nice lunch."
   
   A hunter is standing on the other side of the lake.  He sees the fly,
   the trout, and the bear, and says to himself, "If that fly would drop
   just six inches, the trout will jump out of the water, the bear will
   come running into the lake, and I can get a nice clean shot at him and
   have myself some nice bearmeat for lunch."
   
   A mouse is hiding on the ground next to the hunter.  He sees the fly,
   the trout, and the bear, and sees a cheese sandwich dangling from the
   hunter's bag, and says to himself, "If that fly would drop just six
   inches, the trout will jump out of the water, the bear will rush into
   the lake, and this hunter will open fire, causing the sandwich to fall
   and giving me a heckuva nice lunch."
   
   A cat is lying nearby in the grass.  He sees the fly, the trout, the
   bear, the hunter, and the mouse, and says to himself, "If that fly
   would drop just six inches, the trout will jump out of the water, the
   bear will rush into the lake, the hunter will open fire, the sandwich
   will fall, the mouse will grab the sandwich, and I can sneak up on the
   mouse and have myself a nice lunch."
   
   Lo and behold, it happens.  The fly drops six inches, the trout jumps
   out of the water, the bear rushes into the lake, the hunter opens
   fire, the sandwich falls, the mouse grabs the sandwich, and the cat
   lunges for the mouse, misses, and falls into the lake.
   
   What is the moral of the story?
   
   
   
   It takes a whole lot of foreplay to get a pussy wet.
   
   
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