Top Ten Things That Sound Dirty At The Office But Aren't:

10. I need to whip it out by 5.

9.  Mind if I use your laptop?

8.  Just stick it in my box.

7.  If I have to lick one more, I'll gag.

6.  I want it on my desk, NOW!!!

5.  HMMMMMMMM....I think it's out of fluid.

4.  My equipment is so old, it takes forever to finish.

3.  It's an entry-level position.

2.  When do you think you'll be getting off today?


And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty in the office but isn't:


1.  It's not fair...I do all the work while he just sits there.