Top Ten Things That Sound Dirty In Law But Aren't:

10. Have you looked through her briefs?

9.  He is one hard judge.

8.  Counselor, let's do it in chambers.

7.  Her attorney withdrew at the last minute.

6.  Is it a penal offense?

5.  Better leave the handcuffs on.

4.  For $200 an hour, she better be good.

3.  Can you get him to drop his suit?

2.  The judge gave her the stiffest one he could.

And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty in law but isn't:

1.  Think you can get me off?