A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only shorts made from Saran  =
Wrap.

The psychiatrist says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts.

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Two Amish ladies were digging potatoes in the field.
 One lady digs up two large potatoes bigger than her
fists.
She says, " Oh my!  These remind me
of my husband Jebadiah's testicals."

The other woman gazed in wonder and said,
 "You mean there're that BIG!"

"No!" the woman replied." There're that dirty!"

"I have licked bigger things than this before, and I will again.  

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The Pharoah was dictating, and his scribe was busily chipping 
away at the stone tablet.  "I have plans . . . to form," the 
monarch said slowly, "a personal bodyguard . . . of stalwart . . 
and virile . . . young men."

The chips flew, but then suddenly ceased flying, and the 
perspiring chiseler looked up inquiringly, "Excuse me, your 
Majesty, but is virile spelled with one or two testicles?"