Topic: Emergency Brake

An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her 
horse and buggy when she is pulled over by a 
cop.

"Ma'am, I'm not going to ticket you, but I do have 
to issue you a warning.  You have a broken reflector 
on your buggy."

"Oh, I'll let my husband, Jacob, know as soon as 
I get home."

"That's fine.  Another thing, ma'am.  I don't like the 
way that one rein loops across the horse's back 
and around one of his balls.  I consider that animal 
abuse.  That's cruelty to animals.  Have your husband 
take care of that right away!"

Later that day, the lady is home telling her husband 
about her encounter with the cop.

"Well, dear, what exactly did he say?"

"He said the reflector is broken."

"I can fix that in two minutes.  What else?"

"I'm not sure, Jacob ... something about the 
emergency brake..."

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Topic: Selling Tickets?

Judy was pulled over for speeding by a Pennsylvania
State Trooper on the Pa Turnpike.

When he walked up to her window and opened his ticket book she said:
"I bet you're going to sell me a ticket to the State Troopers Ball.

"He replied, "No, State Troopers don't have balls."

There followed a long moment of silence while she smiled and it
dawned on him just what he'd said.

He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left.
She was laughing so hard she couldn't even start her
car for several minutes.