25 Reasons Why God Never Received Tenure at University

    1.He had only one major publication.

   2.It was in Hebrew.

   3.He stated all his results without proofs.

   4.It had no references.

   5.It wasn't published in a revered journal.

   6.His cooperative efforts have been quite limited.

   7.And some even doubt He wrote it himself.

   8.The scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results.

   9.He never applied to the Ethics Board for permission to use human
subjects.

  10.When one experiment went awry, he tried to cover it up by drowning the
       subjects.

  11.When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from the
sample.

  12.He rarely came to class, just told students to read the Book.

  13.Some say he had his son teach the class.

  14.He expelled his first two students for learning.

  15.Although there were only ten requirements, most students failed his
tests.

  16.His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountaintop.

  17.He made his graduate student (Jesus/Mohammed) do all the work but did not
       list him as co-author.

  18.He also never explained why some graduate students, with low GRE scores,
       were working for him in the first place.

  19.He never presented his own results, but allowed his graduate students do
all
       the presentations.

  20.His data on creation of world in 7 days has been questioned.

  21.It may be true that he created the world, but what has he published/done
      since?

  22.He never wrote a grant proposal.

  23.His research, not matter how useful, was never approved.

  24.He never replied to mail, phone calls, emails, etc when other researchers
       wanted technical data from him.

  25.He never fully explained his reasons for letting Dan Quayle be born.