Top ten things that sound dirty in golf but aren't:


10. Nuts...my shaft is bent

9.  After 18 holes I can barely walk

8.  You really whacked the hell out of that sucker

7.  Look at the size of his putter

6.  Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more

5.  Mind if I join your threesome?

4.  Stand with your back turned and drop it

3.  My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip

2.  Nice stroke, but your follow through has a lot to be desired

And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty in golf but isn't:

1.  Hold up...I need to wash my balls first