A girl goes into the doctor's office for a checkup.  As she takes 
off her blouse, he notices a red "H" on her chest.  "How did you get
that mark on your chest?" asks the doctor.  "Oh, my boyfriend went to
Harvard and he's so proud of it that he never takes off his
Harvard sweatshirt, even when we make love," she replies.

	A couple of days later, another girl comes in for a checkup.  As
she takes off her blouse, he notices a blue "Y"  on her chest.  "How
did you get that mark on your chest?" asks the doctor. "Oh, my
boyfriend went to Yale and he's so proud of it that he never takes off his
Yale sweatshirt, even when we make love," she replies.

	A couple of days later, another girl comes in for a checkup.  As
she takes off her blouse, he notices a red "M" on her chest.  "Do you
have a boyfriend at Michigan?" asks the doctor.  "No, but I have a
girlfriend at Wisconsin. Why do you ask?"

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Excerpt from a customer complaint letter sent to The Body Shop:

	"I recently shampooed my pet rabbit with Body Shop shampoo.  Its eyes
bulged out and turned red. If you tested your stuff on animals like
everyone else, this sort of thing wouldn't happen"