The following are actual excerpts from classified sections of
 City newspapers.
 	
 	       Illiterate? Write today for free help.
 	
 	       Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us
 	       once, you'll never go anywhere again.
 	
 	       Our experienced Mom will care for your child. Fenced
 	       yard, meals, and smacks included.
 	
 	       Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.
 	
 	       Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing
 	       to travel.
 	
 	       Stock up and save. Limit: one.
 	
 	       Semi-Annual after-Christmas Sale.
 	
 	       3-year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience
 	       preferred.
 	
 	       Mixing bowl set designed to please a cook with round
 	       bottom for efficient beating.
 	
 	       Girl wanted to assist magician in cutting-off-head
 	       illusion. Blue Cross and salary.
 	
 	       Dinner Special-Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25;
 	       Children $2.00
 	
 	       For sale: antique desk suitable for lady with thick
 	       legs and large drawers.
 	
 	       Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an
 	       extra pair to take home, too.
 	
 	       We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it
 	       carefully by hand.
 	
 	       For sale. Three canaries of undermined sex.
 	
 	       Great Dames for sale.