Daily Affirmations

As I let go of my shoulds and feelings of guilt, I can get in touch with
my Inner Sociopath. 


I have the power to channel my imagination into ever-soaring levels of
suspicion and paranoia. 


I assume full responsibility for my actions, except the ones that are
someone else's fault. 


I no longer need to punish, deceive or compromise myself. Unless of
course I want to stay employed. 


In some cultures what I do would be considered normal. 


Having control over myself is nearly as good as having control over
others. 


My intuition nearly makes up for my lack of good judgment. 


I can change any thought that hurts into a reality that hurts even more. 


I honor my personality flaws, for without them I would have no
personality at all. 


Joan of Arc heard voices too. 


I am grateful that I am not as judgmental as all those censorious,
self-righteous people around me. 


I need not suffer in silence while I can still moan, whimper and
complain. 


As I learn the innermost secrets of the people around me, they reward me
in many ways to keep me quiet. 


When someone hurts me, forgiveness is cheaper than a lawsuit. But not
nearly as gratifying. 


The first step is to say nice things about myself. The second, to do nice
things for myself. The third, to find someone to buy me nice things.