THE BATTY HYMN of the REPUGNANT
  (Obviously sung to the tune of the Battle Hymn of the Republic) 
 
1.Mine eyes have seen the Teletubby 
  And his cutsey little purse.
  He wears a purple outfit,
  And, dear friends, what's even worse, 
  He doesn't scratch or spit or belch, 
  He doesn't even curse.
  What kind of guy is he?
 
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  Tinky  Winky is a fairy.
  Moral Morons must be wary.
  Ignorance like theirs is scary.
  And Tinky Winky's gay.
 
2.I have seen his little triangle
  Where it sits upon his head,
  And we all know it's a symbol
  For the shame that can't be said. 
  Now we have to purge this danger
  Or our little boys will wed
  A wife whose name is Ed.
 
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3.His defenders say his purse is nothing 
  But a magic little bag.
  That's a cover-up, as we all know, 
  He's just a little fag!
  We cannot let a Teletubby
  Appear in purple drag,
  Moron Morality.
 
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4.Yes, they call him Tinky Winky.
  Does that name sound straight to you? 
  If he weren't homosexual,
  His clothing would be blue!
  He's subversive and perverted,
  And his pal's a Laa-Laa, too.
  Moron Morality.
 
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5.We have seen this Tinky Winky
  Near the San Francisco bay.
  He's the Marshall of the big parade 
  They hold on Gay Pride Day.
  We'll all join hands and hold a protest 
  As we march the Moron way.
  Moron Morality.
 
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6.He's teaching all our 2 year-olds that gayness is no curse. 
  He is tearing down the fabric of our moral universe.
  If left unchecked, our kids may grow up unperverse. 
  Moron Morality.
 
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7.Jerry Falwell is our hero,
  He's the one to lead the fight.
  He has seen the truth and spoken out, 
  He'll lead us further right,
  Where we will join the multitude
  Who just ain't none too bright.
  Moron Morality.
 
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8.In a quiet Southern village Jerry was born into a haze,
  With an anger in his bosom that would last him all his days. 
  As he works to teach us hatred, let us go and bash some gays. 
  Moron Morality.
 
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