One morning, two priests head to the showers and it isn't until they are 
already in the shower they both realize they did not bring any soap.
Father John decides he'll run back for the soap, so he checks out the 
hallway.  There's no one around - so rather than get dressed, he decides
to make a run for it.
     
He checks the hall before heading back to the showers. All clear. So he 
makes a break for it. Just as he turns the corner to the showers, he 
spots three nuns walking towards him. With nowhere to go, he stands 
perfectly still, holding the two bars of soap, hoping the nuns will think 
he's a statue.
     
The nuns approach. "Oh my, look at that. Isn't that the most life like 
statue you've ever seen?" the first asks. She steps up for a closer look, 
reaches out and gives a couple of tugs on the priest's weeny. Startled, 
he drops the 1st bar of soap. "Oh heavens." she exclaims "I got a bar of 
soap".

The 2nd nun, amazed at how realistic the statue looks, steps closer and 
again, a couple of yanks of the priest's weeny and he drops the other bar 
of soap.  "My goodness! I got a bar of soap too".

The nuns can't believe it. The 3rd nun, overcome by the miracle statue, 
walks up to it and gives a couple of tugs to the priest's weeny. "My God, 
this IS amazing" she says. "I got hand soap!"