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  One liner:  Do not adjust you mind, it is reality that is malfunctioning.

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  Credit: kLaSp  forwarded 
           by Orlie 

  3 Wishes (for you pet owners)

  
  An old lady is rocking away the last of her days on her front porch,
  reflecting on her long life, when all of a sudden a fairy godmother
  appears in front of her and grants her 3 wishes. 

  "Well now" says the old lady, "i guess i would like to be really rich" 
  ****poof*** her rocking chair turns to solid gold. "and gee, i guess i 
  wouldnt mind being a young, beautiful princess." ***poof*** she turns into 
  a beautiful young woman. "your third wish?" asked the fairy godmother. 

  Just then the womans cat wanders across the porch in front of them. "ooh can 
  you change him into a handsome prince?" she asks. ****poof**** there before 
  her stands a young man more handsome than anyone could possible imagine. 

  she stares at him, smitten. with a smile that makes her knees weak, he 
  saunters across the porch and wispers in her ear: 

  "Bet you're sorry you had me neutered"

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