10.   You couldn't figure out how to break the seal on your standardized 				
	  intelligence  test, so you had to give up.

  9.   You wonder how the deer know to cross at the deer crossing signs.

  8.   You are confused by the plot twists of a Bugs Bunny cartoon.

  7.   You once tried to solve a Rubik's cube and had to be institutionalized
for 			
        over  a year.

  6. You had trouble getting in even before they saw the decimal point in your
IQ.

  5.    You are still struggling to finish "Shoe Laces For Dummies."

  4.    Your family had a celebration when you scored a "perfect 10" points on
your
         SAT.

  3.    You don't watch PBS because there are no Budweiser or Taco Bell
         commercials.

  2.    Homer Simpson is your idol.

and the Number One Sign You're Not Mensa Material.....

  1.    That "which comes first" thing about chicken and eggs just makes you
         hungry.