Title:  A Naughty Little Poem
  
  
   I'm sure you can imagine
   As plain as you can be
   The place is Picadilly
   The player He and She
  
   She whispered "Will it hurt me?"
   "Of course not" answered he
   "It's a very simple process,
   You can rely on me."
  
   She said "I'm frightened,
   I've not had this before.
   My friend has had it five times.
   And said it can be sore."
  
   Then finally contented
   Laid back and relaxed a bit
   Quickly and readily he bent over her
   And then he started it
  
   It was growing rather painful
   Tears formed in her eyes
   It was hurting quite a bit now
   It must have been quite a size
  
   "Calm yourself," he whispered
   His face was filled with a grin
   "Try and open a bit wider
   So I can get it in".
  
   "It's coming now,"he whispered.
   "I know."she cried in a bliss
   Feeling it deep within her now
   She said "I am glad I am having this."
  
   And with final effort
   She gave a frightened shout.
   He gripped it in anguish
   And quickly pulled it out.
  
   She lay back quite contented
   Sighed and gave a smile
   She said," I am glad I came now
   You made it worth my while."
  
   Now if you read this carefully
   The dentist you will find...
   Is not what you imagined
   It's just your dirty mind!!