T'was the night before
Thanksgiving and in my sleep.
Strange dreams in my mind, began to creep
Thanksgiving leftovers beckoned ---
The dark meat and white,
But I fought the temptation
with all of my might.
Tossing and turning with anticipation......
The thought of a snack became infatuation.....
So to the kitchen I did race,
Flung open the door,
And gazed at the fridge full of goodies galore.
I gobbled up turkey and buttered potatoes,
Pickles and carrots, beans and tomatoes.
I felt myself swelling so plump and so round,
Till all of a sudden, I rose off the ground !!
I crashed through the ceiling.
Floating into the sky....
With a mouthful l of pudding
and a handful of pie,
But I managed to yell as
I soared past the trees.
HAPPY EATING TO ALL !!
PASS THE CRANBERRIES PLEASE !!
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