T'was the night before 
Thanksgiving and in my sleep.
  Strange dreams in my mind, began to creep 
 
 Thanksgiving leftovers beckoned ---
 The dark meat and white,
  But I fought the temptation 
with all of my might.  

  Tossing and turning with anticipation......
  The thought of a snack became infatuation.....

  So to the kitchen I did race, 
Flung open the door,
  And gazed at the fridge full of goodies galore. 

  I gobbled up turkey and buttered potatoes,
  Pickles and carrots, beans and tomatoes.

  I felt myself swelling so plump and so round,
  Till all of a sudden, I rose off the ground !!

  I crashed through the ceiling. 
 Floating into the sky....
  With a mouthful l of pudding 
and a handful of pie,
  But I managed to yell as
 I soared past the trees.
  HAPPY EATING TO ALL !!
  PASS THE CRANBERRIES PLEASE !!  
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