YOU'RE NEW HAMPSHIRE if you can name all four seasons, but
 YOU'RE REALLY NEW HAMPSHIRE if they are Tourist, Foliage, Ski and
  Mud.
 
 YOU'RE NEW HAMPSHIRE if you own flannel shirts, but
 YOU'RE REALLY NEW HAMPSHIRE if you wear one with a tie.
 
 YOU'RE NEW HAMPSHIRE if you know the back roads, but
 YOU'RE REALLY NEW HAMPSHIRE if you drive them to avoid a toll
 booth.
 
 YOU'RE NEW HAMPSHIRE if you own a pick-up truck, but
 YOU'RE REALLY NEW HAMPSHIRE if the truck is 4-wheel drive, has a gun
 rack, a plow on the front and a dog in the back.
 
 YOU'RE NEW HAMPSHIRE if you attend church suppers, but
 YOU'RE REALLY NEW HAMPSHIRE if that's considered a night out on the
town.
 
 YOU'RE NEW HAMPSHIRE if you live in a white cape, but
 YOU'RE REALLY NEW HAMPSHIRE if there is a picket fence around the
 house, a garden in the back, a woodpile somewhere, and some appliances
on the front lawn.
 
 YOU'RE NEW HAMPSHIRE if you say "Ames-es", but
 YOU'RE REALLY NEW HAMPSHIRE if you do all your shopping there.
 
 YOU'RE NEW HAMPSHIRE if you read the Union Leader, but
 YOU'RE REALLY NEW HAMPSHIRE if you believe it.
 
 YOU'RE NEW HAMPSHIRE if you know everyone in town, but
 YOU'RE REALLY NEW HAMPSHIRE if they're all related to you.
 
 YOU'RE NEW HAMPSHIRE if you go to the dump on saturday, but
 YOU'RE REALLY NEW HAMPSHIRE if you leave with more than what you
brought.