"Similarities between Nixon and Clinton"

Nixon:    Watergate
Clinton:  Waterbed

Nixon:     His biggest fear - the Cold War
Clinton:  His biggest fear - a Cold Sore

Nixon:     Worried about carpet bombs
Clinton:  Worried about carpet burns

Nixon:     His Vice President was a Greek
Clinton:  His Vice President is a geek

Nixon:     Couldn't stop Kissinger
Clinton:  Couldn't stop kissing her

Nixon:     Couldn't explain the 18 minute gap in the
Watergate
tape
Clinton:  Couldn't explain the 36-DD bra in his brief
case

Nixon:     His nickname was Tricky Dick
Clinton:  same

Nixon:     Ex-President
Clinton:  Sex-President

Nixon:     Known for campaign slogan "Nixon's The One"
Clinton:  Known for women pointing at him saying, "He's
the
one!"

Nixon:     Famous for his widow's peak
Clinton:  Famous for bringing widows to their peak

Nixon:    Well acquainted with G. Gordon Liddy
Clinton:  Well acquainted with the G Spot

Nixon:     Took on Ho Chi Minh
Clinton:  Took on Ho

Nixon:     Talked about achieving peace with honor
Clinton:  Talked about getting a piece while on her