Fun Stats...
 
 * Only 30% of us can flare our nostrils.
 * 21% of us don't make our bed daily.  5% of us never do.
 * Men do 29% of laundry each week.  Only 7% of women
   trust their husbands to do it correctly.
 * 40% of women have hurled footwear at a man.
 * 85% of men don't use the slit in their underwear.
 * 67.5% of men were tightie whities (briefs).
 * The average bra size today is 36C whereas 10 years
   ago it was a 34B.
 * 85% of women wear the wrong bra size.
 * 82% believe in an afterlife.
 * 45% believe in ghosts.
 * 13% (mostly men) have spent a night in jail.
 * 29% of us are virgins when we marry.
 * 58.4% have called into work sick when we weren't.
 * 10% of us switch tags in the store to pay less for an item.
 * 69% eat the cake before the frosting.
 * When nobody else is around, 47% drink straight from the carton.
 * 22% of all restaurant meals include french fries.
 * 22% leave the glob of toothpaste in the sink.
 * Nearly 1/3 of U.S. women color their hair.
 * 9% of women and 8% of men have had cosmetic surgery.
 * 53% of women will not leave the house without makeup on.
 * 58% of women paint their nails regularly.
 * 46.5% of men say they ALWAYS put the seat down after
   they've used the toilet, yet women claim to ALWAYS find it up.
 * 55.2% will let someone else come in the bathroom
   while they're using the toilet.
 * 39% of us peek in our host's bathroom cabinet.  17% have
   been caught by the host.
 * 81.3% would tell an acquaintance to zip his pants.
 * 29% of us ignore RSVP.
 * 71.6% of us eavesdrop.
 * 56% of women do the bills in a marriage.
 * 2 out of 3 of us wouldn't give up our spouse even
   for a night for a million bucks.
 * 53% read their horoscopes regularly.
 * 28% of us have skinny-dipped.  14% with the opposite sex.
 * Only 4% asked the parents' approval for their bride's hand.
 * 1 in 5 men proposed on his knees.
 * 6% propose over the phone.
 * 2/3 of us speed up at a yellow light.
 * The average sexual experience lasts about 39 minutes.
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