The best Norm quotes from "Cheers"!

     "What's shaking Norm?"
     - "All four cheeks & a couple of chins."

     "What's new Normie?"
     - "Terrorists, Sam. They've taken over my stomach &
     they're demanding beer."

     "What'd you like Normie?"
     - "A reason to live. Give me another beer."

     "What'll you have Normie?"
     - "Well, I'm in a gambling mood Sammy. I'll take a glass
     of whatever comes out of that tap."
     - "Looks like beer, Norm."
     - "Call me Mister Lucky."

     "Hey Norm, how's the world been treating you?"
     - "Like a baby treats a diaper."

     "What's the story Mr. Peterson?"
     - "The Bobbsey twins go to the brewery. Let's cut to
     the happy ending."

     "Hey Mr. Peterson, there's a cold one waiting for you."
     - "I know, if she calls, I'm not here."

     "Beer, Norm?"
     - "Have I gotten that predictable? Good."

     "What's going on Mr. Peterson?"
     - "A flashing sign in my gut that says, 'Insert beer  here.'"

     "Whatcha up to Norm?"
     - "My ideal weight if I were eleven feet tall."

     "How's it going Mr. Peterson?"
     - "Poor."
     - "I'm sorry to hear that."
     - "No, I mean pour."

     "How's life treating you Norm?"
     - "Like it caught me sleeping with its wife."
     - "Women. Can't live with 'em....pass the beer nuts."

     "What's going down, Normie?"
     - "My butt cheeks on that bar stool."

     "Pour you a beer, Mr. Peterson?"
     - "Alright, but stop me at one....make that one-thirty."

     "How's it going Mr. Peterson?"
     - "It's a dog eat dog world, Woody & I'm wearing Milk
     Bone underwear."

     "What's the story Norm?"
     - "Boy meets beer. Boy drinks beer. Boy meets another beer."

     "What's going on Mr. Peterson?"
     - "The question is what's going  in Mr. Peterson?
     A beer please,  Woody."

     "Can I pour you a beer Mr. Peterson?"
     - "A little early isn't it, Woody?"
     - "For a beer?"
     - "No, for stupid questions."