Subject: rejected Dr. Seuss books

    1. The Cat in the Blender

    2. Herbert the Pervert Likes Sherbert

    3. Fox in Detox

    4. Who Shat in the Hat?

    5. Horton Hires a Ho

    6. The Flesh-Eating Lorax

    7. How the Grinch Stole Columbus Day

    8. Your Colon Can Moo---Can You?

    9. Zippy the Rabid Gerbil

    10. One Bitch, Two Bitch, Dead Bitch, Blue Bitch

    11. Marvin K. Mooney, Get the Fuck Out!

    12. Are You My Proctologist?

    13. Yentl the Lentil

    14. My Pocket Rocket Needs A Socket

    15. Aunts in My Pants

    16. Oh, the Places You'll Scratch and Sniff!

    17. Horton Fakes an Orgasm

    18. The Grinch's Ten Inches