Credit:  kehlndeb@cyberia.com

Seen on the back of a Harley-Davidson Tee Shirt: "If
you can read this, my bitch fell off."

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Credit: obedient_pride@hotmail.com

There were two guys on a motorcycle driving down the road. The driver was
wearing a leather jacket that didn't have a zipper or any buttons.  

Finally he stopped the bike and told the other guy, "I can't drive anymore
with the air hitting me in my chest." 

After thinking for a while he decided to put the coat on backwards to block
the air from hitting him. So they were driving down the road and they came
around this curb and wrecked. The farmer that lived there called the police
and told them what happened.  

The police asked him, "are either of them showing any life signs?" 

The farmer then said, "well, that first one was 'til I turned his head
around the right way."