Subject: Joke 18

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  One liner:  Imagine a goat.  It's like that, only different...

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  Credit: Kevin D Saltkill ; forwarded 
         by hendra@macscouter.com (The Hendra Family)
  Subject: New classes

   My name is Kevin Saltkill.  I got this off of my (college) advisor's door.  I
   think she got it from the University of Kentucky.
   
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   All undergraduate students must take note of new required classes.

   Course 
   number     Title                                     Days      Time

   MUS147     HOW TO HUM: LECTURE AND LAB               MW        10:00-10:50
   HIS024     U.S. HISTORY SINCE ABOUT AN HOUR AGO      TR        12:00-1:15
   GEO222     COUNTRIES THAT ARE ORANGE ON MAPS         MWF       2:00-2:50
   ENG537     SURVEY IN ENG LIT: SIR FRANCIS BACON      MWF       9:00-11:15
              AND LORD HENRY SAUSAGE
   POLS834    U.S. DOMESTIC POLICY: IF FROGS COULD      TR        1:30-2:45
              VOTE
   ANT248     AMISH PARTY GAMES                         W         6:00-8:15
   FR106      ELEMENTARY FRENCH TOAST                   MW        8:00-8:50
   COM193     TOPICS FROM "GREEN ACRES": LIFE AND       T         7:00-9:15
              TIMES OF MR. HANEY
   HIS456     THE HISTORY OF SOUP                       TR        9:30-10:45
   CHE546     THE SCIENCE OF PLAY-DO                    MWF       10:00-10:50
   PHI101     THE RAMBLINGS OF DEAD, DRUNKEN            MWF       9:00-9:50
              PHILOSOPHERS
   ARC555     ARCHITECTURE OF THE BRADY BUNCH HOME      WTBS      4:35-5:05
   MOO108     THE BOVINE ERA, PART IV: COW HISTORY      R         5:30-7:15
              SINCE 1784
   ENG327     SHAKESPEAREAN MEMOS, MENUS, AND GROCERY   TR        11:00-12:15
              LISTS
   ANT764     NOMADIC TRIBES OF SUB-SAHARAN AFRICA      MW        3:00-3:50
              THAT ARE REALLY JUST LOST
   MATH001    COMPREHENSIVE STUDY OF THE NUMBER SEVEN   TR        9:30-10:45
   POLS497    REPUBLICAN PARTY ETHICS                   M         1:00-1:05
   ARC123     DESIGNING MODERN CITIES USING LEGOS       MWF       2:00-2:50
   MATH19875  MATHEMATICS SO HARD THAT NO ONE CAN       W         6:00-8:30
              DO IT
   COM253     UNDERSTANDING THE PLOT TWISTS IN "TWIN    MTWRFSS   9:00-4:15
              PEAKS"
   A-S546     TOPICS IN MODERN ART: USING A LIVE        TR        3:00-4:15
              AS A PAINT BRUSH
   HPR314     BEGINNING YAHTZEE                         MWF       1:00-1:50
   ENG893     THE ROMANTIC PROSE OF ALAN CUTLER         MWF       9:00-9:50
   PHY276     HYPNOTIZING YOUR PETS                     TR        2:00-3:15
   TEL115     MUNSTERS/ADDAMS FAMILY: A COMPARISON      M         7:00-9:15
              STUDY
   BIO654     STUDENT CENTER SOUPS                      MWF       10:00-10:50
   ???267     POTPOURRI                                 TR        12:30-1:45
   ENG690     STOOGE CRITICISM: THE SHEMP YEARS         MWF       10:00-10:50
   MUS532     THE BAGPIPES GO DISCO                     MWF       3:00-4:15
   MATH476    LEARNING POSSIBLE LOTTERY NUMBERS         TR        11:00-12:15
   BUS109     NEIL BUSH INVESTMENT SEMINAR              MWF       4:00-4:50
   ZGH786     INTRO AM OP ED ACK OOP                    TR        11:00-11:50
   HRP192     TAKING DOWN THE VOLLEYBALL NET            MW        12:00-12:50
              (NOTE:prereq:HPR191: PUT UP VBALL NET)
   SCH465     UNDERSTANDING THE SCHEDULE BOOK           M         2:00-2:50