Never get so busy making a living that you forget to make a life. 
                             --Anonymous 

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Top 10 Rejection Lines 

Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women (and what they actually mean...) 

10. I think of you as a brother. (You remind me of that inbred
banjo-playing geek in "Deliverance.") 

9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (You are one Jurassic geezer.) 

8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You are the ugliest dork I've
ever laid eyes upon.) 

7. My life is too complicated right now. (I don't want you spending the
whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm
seeing.) 

6. I've got a boyfriend (who's really my male cat and a half gallon of Ben
and Jerry's). 

5. I don't date men where I work. (Hey, bud, I wouldn't even date you if
you were in the same 'solar system', much less the same building.) 

4. It's not you, it's me. (It's not me, it's you.) 

3. I'm concentrating on my career. (Even something as boring and
unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.) 

2. I'm celibate. (I've sworn off only the men like you.) 

...and the number 1 rejection line given by women (and what it actually
means)... 

1. Let's be friends. (I want you to stay around so I can tell you in
excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have sex with. It's
that male perspective thing) 


             --THE MALE PERSPECTIVE ON THE SAME ISSUE-- 

Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Men (and what they actually mean...) 

10. I think of you as a sister. (You're ugly.) 

9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (You're ugly.) 

8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You're ugly.) 

7. My life is too complicated right now. (You're ugly.) 

6. I've got a girlfriend. (You're ugly.) 

5. I don't date women where I work. (You're ugly.) 

4. It's not you, it's me. (You're ugly.) 

3. I'm concentrating on my career. (You're ugly.) 

2. I'm celibate. (You're ugly.) 

...and the number 1 rejection line given by men (and what it actually
means)... 

1. Let's be friends. (You're sinfully ugly.)