10.   Your friends tell you that you have been acting strange lately; then
you hit them several times with a sledgehammer.

9.   Everyone you meet appears to have tentacles growing out of places
that you wouldn't expect tentacles to be growing from.

8.   You write to your mother in Germany every week, even though she
sends you mail from Iowa asking why you never write.

7.   You begin to stop and consider all of the blades of grass you stepped
on as a child, and worry that their descendants are going to one day seek
revenge.

6.    You put tennis balls in the microwave to see if they'll hatch.

5.    You like to sit in cornfields for prolonged periods of time, and pretend
that  you're a stalk.

4.   You like cats. Especially with mayo.

3.   You scream "I've got a knife!" to people who try to sell you things.

2.   You scream "I've got a knife!" to people at your family reunion.

and the Number One Warning Sign of Insanity.....

1.   You think that exploding wouldn't be so bad, once you got used it.