TOP 12 QUESTIONS KEN STARR ASKED CLINTON DURING HIS GRAND JURY TESTIMONY

"Let's speed this up--who *haven't* you nailed?"

"Aha! So you admit you've had sex!!!!   What's it like? Is it fun?"

"And the situation in Bosnia didn't distract you from
the booty call?"

"Can I have some of those fries?"

"Do you admit my getting Dan Rather to talk about your
semen was pretty cool?"

"Would you *please* stop winking at the court reporter?!"

"Mr. President, how does it feel to be on the receiving
end of a probe for a change?"

"Would you, could you in a boat? Have you, did you with
a goat?"

"Okay, exhibit 25-A is yet *ANOTHER* ink blot.  Now,
does THIS one remind you of anything besides a beret?"

"Is it just my imagination, or are all of the women you
know butt-ugly?"

"Are you now, or have you ever been, in a non-erect state?"

"Mr. President, did you bring any pants with you?"