From: Griswold, Nancy 
 Date: Friday, April 03, 1998 9:19 AM

	There is a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere 
where the following people are stranded:
 	        * 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
 	        * 2 French men and 1 French woman
 	        * 2 German men and 1 German woman
 	        * 2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
 	        * 2 English men and 1 English woman
 	        * 2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian woman
 	        * 2 Swedish men and 1 Swedish woman
 	        * 2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman
 	One month later on this beautiful deserted island in the middle
 of  nowhere....
 	
 	The 1st Italian man killed the other for the Italian woman.....
  	The 2 French men and the French woman are living happily
 together in a "menage a trois"....
  	The 2 German men have a strict weekly schedule of when they
 alternate with the German woman
  	The 2 Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek
 woman is cleaning and cooking for them
  	The 2 English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to
 the English woman
 	The Bulgarian men took one look at the endless ocean, one look
 at the Bulgarian woman and started swimming.
 	The two Swedish men are contemplating the virtues of suicide
 while the woman keeps on bitching about her body being her own and the
 true nature of feminism.  But at least it's not snowing and the taxes are
 low.
  	The Irish began by dividing their island Northside-Southside
 and setting up a distillery. They don't remember if sex is in the picture,
 cause it gets sort of foggy after the first few pints, but at least they
 know the English aren't getting any...