Subject: Jokes 16

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  One liner:  "We don't care.  We don't have to.  We're the Phone Company."

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  Credit: WaiL ; forwarded 
           by Orlie 


   "Well", says the Doctor to his 85 year old patient, "you are doin'
   really  well there, have ya told me everything"?
   
   "Well", says he, "I am feeling great, and God is lookin' after me real
   well, cuz everytime I get up to go to the bathroom during the nite, the
   Lord turns the lite on for me.. and it dont matter if I get up once or
   10 times during the nite, the Lord always turns the lite on for me".
   
   After the exam, the Doctor tells the patients wife, that he would like
   to visit with her about her husband, "Whats wrong" says she, "Nothing 
   I can find physically, but mentally, I think your husband is having trouble,
   he says that everytime he goes to the bathroom during the nite, the Lord
   turns the lite on for him".
   
   "Dammit, he's been peeing in my refrigerator again !!!"