From:  Reid, Ryan
Subject:  A Fairy Tale of the 1990's

Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self assured princecess
happened upon a frog in a pond.  The frog said to the princess,   "I was
once a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me  One kiss
from you and I will turn back into a prince and then we can marry, move
into the castle with my mom and you can prepare my meals, clean my
clothes, bear my children and forever feel happy doing so."

 That night, while the princess dined on frog legs, she kept laughing and
saying, "I don't think so."



From: julie
Subject: The Pet

A girl wanted to get her boyfriend a pet for his birthday.  She goes to  the pet
 store only to find all the animals too expensive for her budget. The owner of
 the pet store asks how much she has to spend. She answers, "Fifty dollars."

He tells her he has the perfect pet for him and takes her to the back room.
There sits a huge bullfrog.  The owner of the store tells her its hers for only
 $50.  She asks "Why so much for just a bullfrog?" The owner tells her, "He
 is a special frog... he gives blow jobs." Thinking this would be the perfect gift
 for the boyfriend, she buys the frog and takes him home.

The boyfriend is, at first, puzzled, by his birthday gift, but the girl tells him to
 be patient and the idea of this monstrous amphibian sharing their home will
 grow on him. She is quite pleased with herself for finding such a great gift
 and heads off to bed early, leaving her man and his frog  alone, watching
 television.  An hour later she is awakened by pots and  pans clanking in the
 kitchen, so she gets up to investigate.  She peeks around the corner to see
 her boyfriend and the frog with pots and pans scattered about the kitchen
 and a cookbook in front of them.

She asks, "What on earth are you doing?"

The boyfriend says, "If I can teach this frog to cook, you're outta here!!!"