With Viagra such a hit, Pfizer is bringing forth a whole line of
  drugs oriented towards improving the performance of men in
  today's society...

  DIRECTRA -a dose of this drug given to men before leaving
  on car trips caused 72 percent of them to stop and ask
  directions when they got lost, compared to a control
  group of 0.2 percent.

  PROJECTRA -Men given this experimental new drug were far
  more likely to actually finish a household repair project
  before starting anew one.

  CHILDAGRA -Men taking this drug reported a sudden,
  over-whelming urge to perform more child-care tasks
  -especially cleaning up spills and "little accidents.

  COMPLIMENTRA -In clinical trials, 82 percent of
  middle-aged men administered this drug noticed that their
  wives had a new hairstyle. Currently being tested to see
  if its effects extend to noticing new clothing.

  BUYAGRA -Married and otherwise attached men reported a
  sudden urge to buy their sweeties expensive jewelry and gifts
  after talking this drug for only two days. Still to be seen:
  whether the drug can be continued for a period longer than
  your favorites store's return limit.

  NEGA-VIAGRA -Has the exact opposite effect of Viagra.
  Currently undergoing clinical trials on sitting U.S.
  presidents.

  NAGA-SPORTAGRA -This drug had the strange effect of
  making men want to turn off televised sports and actually
  converse with other family members.

  FLATULAGRA -This complex drug converts men's noxious
  intestinal gases back into food solids. Special bonus:
  Dosage can be doubled for long car rides.

  FLYAGRA -This drug has been showing great promise in
  treating men with O.F.D. (Open Fly Disorder). Especially
  useful for men on Viagra.

  PRYAGRA -About to fail its clinical trial, this drug gave
  men in the test group an irresistible urge to dig into the
  personal affairs of other people. Note: Apparent over-dose
  turned three test subjects into "special prosecutors.

  LIAGRA -This drug causes men to be less than truthful
  when being asked about their sexual affairs. Will be
  available Regular, Grand Jury and Presidential Strength
  versions.