Subject: Joke 14

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  One liner:  File not found.  Should I fake it? (Y/N)

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  Credit:  ahmed@concord.com (Ahmed Hakky)

   A guy on an airplane is sitting next to a gorgeous gal. The gal
   is wearing a very sexy skirt and typing busily on a laptop
   computer, not paying any attention to this guy, or to the
   stewardess asking her if she would like to eat or drink anything.
   
   So this guy says, "Must be something important you're working
   on."
   
   The gal says, "Yes, I am doing a very important research."
   
   The guy asks, "What's the research about?"
   
   The gal answers, "I am trying to determine which nationality has
   the longest penis, and which has the widest penis."
   
   The guy asks, "And what did you find?"
   
   The gal says, "People from Iran have the longest, and Italians
   have the widest".
   
   Then she turns to him and says, "By the way I'm Clara."
   
   The guy says, "And I am Alfredo Rafsanjani".