Cocker Spaniel  x  Rottweiller = Cockrot, the perfect puppy for that
    philandering ex-husband
   
    Bull Terrier  x  Shitzu = Bullshitz, a gregarious but unreliable breed
   
    Pointer x Setter = Pointsetter, a traditional Christmas pet
   
    Kerry Blue Terrier x Skye Terrier = Blue Skye, a dog for visionaries
   
    Great Pyrenees x Dachshund = Pyradachs, a puzzling breed
   
    Pekingnese x Lhasa Apso = Peekasso, an abstract dog
   
    Irish Water Spaniel x English Springer Spaniel = Irish Springer, a dog
    fresh and clean as a whistle
   
    Labrador Retriever x Curly Coated Retriever = Lab Coat Retriever, the
    choice of research scientists
   
    Newfoundland x Basset Hound = Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial
    advisors
   
    Terrier x Bulldog = Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes
   
    Bloodhound x Labrador = Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly
   
    Malamute x Pointer = Moot Point, owned by....oh, well, it doesn't
    matter anyway
   
    Collie x Malamute = Commute, a dog that travels to work
   
    Deerhound x Terrier = Derriere, a dog that's true to the end
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:	         /   /
:	       /   /\\   __        Bow Wowin'
:	  \_/    /--\\-U o\__  
:	    |   /=|_______/
:	    | /    || /   ||
:	    ||_   ||_    ||_           {S Dogystyl}

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