Cocker Spaniel x Rottweiller = Cockrot, the perfect puppy for that
philandering ex-husband
Bull Terrier x Shitzu = Bullshitz, a gregarious but unreliable breed
Pointer x Setter = Pointsetter, a traditional Christmas pet
Kerry Blue Terrier x Skye Terrier = Blue Skye, a dog for visionaries
Great Pyrenees x Dachshund = Pyradachs, a puzzling breed
Pekingnese x Lhasa Apso = Peekasso, an abstract dog
Irish Water Spaniel x English Springer Spaniel = Irish Springer, a dog
fresh and clean as a whistle
Labrador Retriever x Curly Coated Retriever = Lab Coat Retriever, the
choice of research scientists
Newfoundland x Basset Hound = Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial
advisors
Terrier x Bulldog = Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes
Bloodhound x Labrador = Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly
Malamute x Pointer = Moot Point, owned by....oh, well, it doesn't
matter anyway
Collie x Malamute = Commute, a dog that travels to work
Deerhound x Terrier = Derriere, a dog that's true to the end
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