From: Griswold, Nancy 
  Subject: FW: Bill jokes
 Date: Wednesday, January 28, 1998 10:09 AM
 
	More Clinton escapade jokes . . .
 	
 		
 		 Q: Why was it difficult for Clinton to fire Monica Lewinsky?
 		 A: He couldn't giver her a pink slip without asking her to try it on
 		 first.
 		
 		 Q: What do Monica Lewinsky and Bob Dole have in common?
 		 A: They were both upset when Bill finished first.
 		
 		 Q: What is Bill's definition of safe sex?
 		 A: When Hillary is out of town.
 		
 		 Q: What is the difference between Clinton and the Titanic?
 		 A: Only 200 women went down on the Titanic.
 		
 		 Q: How does Bill keep Monica Lewinsky away from the White House?
 		 A: He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.
 		
 		 President Clinton looks up from his desk in the Oval Office to see one
 		 of his aides nervously approach him. "What is it?" exclaims the
 		 President. "It's this Abortion Bill Mr. President, what do you want to
 		 do about it?" the aide replies. "Just go ahead and pay it." responds
 		 the President.
 			 
 		 Q. What does Bill say to Hillary after a romantic interlude?
 		 A: "Honey, I'll be home in 20 minutes."
 		
 		 Q: Why does Bill Clinton cheat on Hillary?
 		 A: He wants to be on top.
 		
 		 Q: How did Bill Clinton paralyze Hillary from the waist down?
 		 A: He married her.
 		
 		
 		 Q: How many women does it take to satisfy Bill Clinton's sexual
 		 appetite?
 		 A: It Takes A Village!
 		
 		
 		 Q: How does Bill Clinton teach a woman to golf?
 		 A: He starts with the irons and ends up in the woods.
 		
 		
 		 "One thing's for sure about Clinton...
 		 He sure doesn't neglect domestic affairs!"
 		
 		 Q: What's the definition of an Arkansas Virgin?
 		 A: A girl that can run faster than the Governor.
 		
 		 Q: What does Teddy Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes *he* did? A:
 		 A dead girlfriend.
 		
 		 Q: Why did Bill go out to sea on an aircraft carrier?
 		 A: To promote off-shore drilling.
 	
 		 Q: Why is Clinton so interested in events in the Middle East?
 		 A: He thinks the Gaza Strip is a topless bar.