College Entrance Exam, Football-Player Version
 
 Time Limit: 3 WEEKS                  Name: ________________________
 
 1. What language is spoken in France?
 
 2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular 
 reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions -OR-
give  the first name of Pierre Trudeau.
 
 3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to:
 
 ___ (a) build a bridge
 ___ (b) sail the ocean
 ___ (c) lead an army or
 ___ (d) WRITE A PLAY
 
  4. What religion is the Pope? (check only one)
 
 ___ (a) Jewish
 ___ (b) Catholic
 ___ (c) Hindu
 ___ (d) Polish
 ___ (e) Agnostic
 
  5. Metric conversion. How many feet is 0.0 meters?
 
 6. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is
on  the 5?
 
 7. How many commandments was Moses given? (approximately)
 
 8. What are people in America's far north called?
 
 ___ (a) Westerners
 ___ (b) Southerners
 ___ (c) Northerners
 
 9. Spell: Bush, Carter, and Clinton
 
 Bush: __________
 Carter:___________
 Clinton: _________
 
 10. 6 kings of England have been called George, the last one being George
the Sixth. Name the previous 5:
 
 11. Where does rain come from?
 
 ___ (a) Macy's
 ___ (b) a 7-11
 ___ (c) Canada
 ___ (d) the sky
 
 12. Can you explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity?
 
 ___ (a) yes
 ___ (b) no
 
 13. What are coat hangers used for?
 
 14. The Star Spangled Banner is the National Anthem for what country?
 
 15. Explain Le Chateliers Principle of Dynamic Equilibrium -OR- spell
your  name in BLOCK LETTERS.
 
 16. Where is the basement in a three story building located?
 
 17. Which part of America produces the most oranges?
 
 ___ (a) New York
 ___ (b) Florida
 ___ (c) Canada
 
 18. Advanced math. If you have three apples, how many apples do you have?
 
 19. What does NBC (National Broadcasting Corp.) stand for?
 
 20. The Cornell University tradition for efficiency began when 
 (approximately)?
 
 ___ (a) B.C.
 ___ (b) A.D.
 
  * You must correctly answer three or more questions to qualify.
 
 
 
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